Evolution?

Today’s proof this strip is correct:

Six inches of rain. Yes simply six inches of rain. Caused this damage. “Parts of Tennessee remain buried under toxic sludge today after a major disaster at a coal plant. A forty-acre pond containing toxic coal ash has collapsed, spilling out millions of gallons of coal ash. Environmentalists say the spill is more than thirty times larger than the Exxon Valdez, but the story has received little national attention.” Since we can’t even keep a coal plants pollution contained we must move quickly to solar and wind. Yet Obama wants to use clean coal. What’s clean coal? Coal that has been stripped of the toxic mercury and such and put into piles that will flood into rivers and poison hundreds of square miles? Or does he mean, as he has said, coal power plants that somehow strip the CO2? Never mind that this has never been done and nobody has any working solutions. Much less economical solutions. Why can’t we just take the bold step and go straight for large scale solar and wind immediately?

Kenneth Starr. That clown who made the Clinton administration into a circus simply because Clinton got a blow job. Starr is now up to his same old stuff. He’s signed on to represent the Mormon Church which funded the “Yes On 8”. I guess Starr feels it is important that the same sex shall never marry. Can’t Starr just go start up another Jerry Springer show. That’s where he belongs. Yet somehow clowns like himself have made it into our judicial system. Sad but further proof of our descent from Aristotle.

And balancing a budget? We can’t even do that! (Though perhaps they have been told not to since you know they must have the numbers readily available. Which means the Government is up to something.) “The Associated Press has revealed that many of the nation’s largest banks are claiming they can’t track how they’re using the billions of dollars they have received in aid from US taxpayers. The Associated Press contacted twenty-one banks that received at least $1 billion in government money and asked four questions: How much has been spent? What was it spent on? How much is being held in savings? And what’s the plan for the rest? None of the banks provided specific answers. When Congress approved the massive bailout, it attached nearly no strings to the money, and the Treasury Department never asked the banks how it would be spent.”

And why has the Pope not been condemned of hate crimes? Replace “homosexual” with some minority group and give it another read. Perhaps Kenneth Starr can sign on to this one and prosecute the Church? “At the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI has said that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior is just as important as saving the rain forest from destruction. The Pope warned that gender theory blurred the distinction between male and female and could thus lead to the “self-destruction” of the human race.” Too bad Bertrand Russel didn’t do a better job of pointing out the absurdities of the Catholic Church…